It’s all vegetables, fruit and flowers down that allotment. Pretty colours and ripening produce. Burgeoning baskets of tubers, pods, roots and blossoms.
How come they get all the attention eh?
Yet those precious prima donnas have bugs and diseases and problems. They need special attention, nurturing and nursing. Heaven forbid it gets a bit cold or windy at the wrong moment and the whole lot goes down the tubes.
But then there’s weeds.
Constant, reliable, fundamentally resilient.
They expect nothing and ask for no special treatment.
And then they never get any limelight or celebrity. There’s no pictures of weeds on Instagram. No status updates about impressive pernicious plants on Facebook.
Occasionally nettles will get in on a plate of risotto but on the whole the humble weed goes unnoticed like a plain bridesmaid.
So here’s a few weeds that deserve some attention. The evil antiheroes of my allotment.
This inconspicuous fella is Couch Grass. Notice those long muscular root systems. They can spread under paving for miles. They wrap themselves artfully around cultivated plants, hiding amongst the roots, choking them like the Boston strangler.
Then there’s this little sweetheart.
Tiny white and yellow flowers twinkling up at you. It’s particular top trump strength is multitude. In large numbers it invades every space going. It has tiny plants and giants. It’s other skill is hiding among the leaves of other similar tender plants. It can grow as tall as a bean or as short as a beet. It’s a master of disguise.
I don’t know it’s name but I know it’s prolific. If you’ve got an idea then do let me know!
Bindweed is a more devious strangler. It also likes to climb on other plants but it does so while twinning tightly around them. It has it’s own multiplying strategy. The seeds grow along the plant so that when you try to remove it from your raspberries it explodes sending new seeds in all directions.
Fat Hen appears useful. It’s less pernicious than it’s colleagues and is potentially good chicken feed but check those seeds. Waiting to fly into the air all over the plot.
Of course the Nettle has most of these powers, stealth and clever spreading, penetrating root systems. It’s a master imitator. It seems to grow most happily alongside raspberries and mint, imitating their leaves, height and structure. And then just as your engrossed with gathering plump succulent fruit, it strikes your ankles, the tender part if your wrist.
But at last a good guy, a hero to the rescue.
The dock leaf, always nearby to soothe those evil nettle stings and bumps.
What are the weeds that you do battle with every day?
How do you tackle them?
Have you had any great victories?
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Awesome thank you for sharing have a blessed day
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I’m still learning about good & bad weeds. Did a class with (Eat your Weeds) Green Deane & found it fascinating. Thanks for sharing.
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We should eat more of them. Tried working with nettles this year. And we do feed some to the hens of course. Wish I knew more as they are amazing!
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So magical how dock leaf is always near nettles. I remember being so glad of this as a child playing in green spaces! Nature knows best! Bindweed I’m sure is also mentioned in some Shakespeare plays (I think!!) so I am guessing it has been a problem for sometime. Great factual post.
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I think Shakespeare does mention bind wind that’s true. Our end of summer treat is coming up. Shakespeare in the open air. This year it’s Romeo and Juliet. Every September we have a travelling English language theatre group. It’s a real treat.
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Ah that’s blissful. Romeo and Juliet is such a winner!! Can’t wait to hear more about it. I hope you have a great time.
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We always enjoy it. I shall post when the time comes!
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Whoop!!
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Nettles and dock leaves – brings back memories! 🙂
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Covered in pink bumps!
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Yep! Nightmare!
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Always me!
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Mares Tail! Apparently the only weed that would survive a nuclear attack 😦
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Don’t think we have that one. Though I’m not complaining!
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I love these sayings about weeds: A weed is but an unloved flower. — Ella Wheeler Wilcox and A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. — Doug Larson
One person’s “weed” is another person’s “plant”. I used to grow nettles in my garden. 🙂 I also love thistles and dandelions, but I’m weird like that. hahahaha! I had nightshade in my front yard in New Mexico that everyone told me to get rid of, but I thought it was pretty.
Of course, there are invasive plants that become nightmares, like the Kudzu vine that was brought in from Japan for erosion control to the Southern part of the United States and now has gotten so out of control they just don’t know what to do about it. It’s a parasitic vine and is literally eating it’s way across the Southern US. It’s kinda creepy actually. You should google it.
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Our Dock leaves were very popular with the black fly that normally hit the cabbage it beans. It’s very welcome and I like dandelions too.
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We’ve got Japanese knotweed in the UK which can destroy house foundations. Ugh!
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I’ve seen it on the UK news. Nasty stuff.
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Yes, there was some at the allotments where I had my plot, quite close to where there were some houses…. I have recently read that it can be stopped, just that it is inevitably time-consuming and costly.
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It’s another great example of humans interfering with nature!
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Absolutely! And another reason why I’m glad I’m nowhere near that plot. Better to have time to go to the beach with my French club, like I did yesterday, and watch my daughter having so much fun in the waves, than be battling knotweed.
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: )
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Kudzo vine sounds pretty evil. I will look it up.
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Kudzo vine sounds like a great score in scrabble. But a nasty plant I will have a look. Thank you!
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I think you can’t use it in Scrabble since it’s a proper noun (name word), but that would be terrific if it were legal, right? Here’s the wiki for Kudzu in the US http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kudzu_in_the_United_States
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That’s true. Thanks for the link!
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Weeds, funny you should be talking about them today. Our hoop house is over run ,in a mess, this year. I’ve been out there this morning pulling mostly grass. If it was in the pasture it would be great but of course the cows keep it eaten down and never gets to the tall version I’ve been dealing with. maybe I’ll take before and after pictures so ya”ll can suffer with me. lol
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That would be good. Our invasive grass is the biggest challenge. If you turn your back it takes over again.
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Not sure of the name of the main weed in my garden. It does have pretty flowers, though.
Nettles have started growing in my garden but I’ve left them so far to attract ladybirds, which apparently love them. They are going to have to come out now, though, as they are going to seed.
Good luck with controlling your lot. Amusing post!
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Glad you liked it. The weed is an aspect of garden life. I sort of like them : )
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Yes, they are an important part of the eco-system like anything else.
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That’s true!
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Hi there! Loved your post about the weeds, they are impressive in their ability to imitate and blend in, strangle and survive an apocalypse. I’ve been investigating them myself and am writing a 3 part blog series on the weeds around us. Check out part 1 at http://growgatherbarterhunt.net/2014/08/16/weeds-part-1-our-backyard/ which investigates many in my garden. One of them may be your mystery plant, but it’s hard to say from the photo. Thanks! Happy blogging!
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I need to take a far better photo. : ) will try to add one to the blog.
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It’s a bit like quick weed but has smooth edged leaves.
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I’ve improved the photo now and I’m convinced it us quick weed. It dies causally have a serrated edge in the leaves. It’s just very subtle compared to some if the photos I’ve seen online.
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If it is quick weed apparently it is edible – debate seems to be unfinished about whether it is tasty or not though…
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Hmm the chickens like it!
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