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My wife is a lazy liar

This post is genius! Really well put together. Oh for a lazy life!

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It’s the last day of school for my lazy, lying wife. She says teachers still have to go to work, but that can’t be right. Teachers only work when the kids are at school. I wish she would come clean and admit she is not really a teacher.  School starts around 9:00 and dismisses at 3:45.  She leaves the house before seven each morning, and it’s only a fifteen or twenty minute drive to the “school” where she “teaches.” She comes home around six or six-thirty in the evening. Sometimes later. What is she doing with all the extra time?

6:57 a.m. and the bag lady leaves the house. Looking for an OTB parlor that opens early. 6:57 a.m. and the bag lady leaves the house. Looking for an OTB parlor that opens early.

When she gets home, I make sure dinner awaits the slacker. It’s a wonder she doesn’t demand I spoon-feed her. After dinner, she works on “lesson plans” and “grades papers.”  The way she describes…

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8 comments on “My wife is a lazy liar

  1. epov88
    June 15, 2014

    Interesting post but very long 🙂

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  2. Rambling Woods
    June 15, 2014

    If only people really knew how much work it takes to be a good teacher

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    • lizard100
      June 15, 2014

      So very true. But everyone went to school so they must know ; )

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      • Rambling Woods
        June 15, 2014

        No here in the states people think,teachers are paid to much and shouldn’t have tenure…. Very sad

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      • lizard100
        June 15, 2014

        Yep. And we wonder what’s wrong with society? Countries that hold education, learning and teaching at a high level are all generating a whole different social picture.

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      • Rambling Woods
        June 15, 2014

        It is not a popular time to be a liberal green-minded person here … Sadly

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      • lizard100
        June 15, 2014

        No or anywhere.

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